Things only people who've joined slimming clubs will know.<\/p>
1. You will wear exactly the same thing to get weighed each week. Even if it's -2 degrees outside you'll be wearing a floaty summer dress and freezing your tits off.<\/p>
2. You've considered weighing in wearing just a swimming costume.<\/p>
3. There's always a Janet in the group who takes 42 cruises a year.<\/p>
4. You'll save all your Syns\/Points up in the week so you can neck a bottle of vodka on Friday night.<\/p>
5. There's always a Pauline in group who ate 8 sausage rolls at her cousin's funeral and put on 5 pounds in a week.<\/p>
6. You will not eat a thing before weigh in. Even if weigh in is at 8pm.<\/p>
7. You'll praise a Susan who maintained.<\/p>
8. Food on the diet a bit dry? Quark. Need a creamy hit in your pasta? Quark. Broken leg? Quark. End world poverty? Quark.<\/p>
9. Group leader: \"You can eat a whole bag of pasta if you need to.....but you won't be able to\"<\/p>
You: \"I beg to fucking differ Linda\".<\/p>
11. There will always be one lone man called Peter in group who loses 9 pounds each week. He seems like a lovely chap but you'll all secretly hate the bastard.<\/p>
12. You will be unable to poo before you get weighed. As soon as you get home....massive shit.<\/p>
13. The group leader will try to tell you that potatoes cut into strips and sprayed in Fry Light are \"better than chip shop chips\". This is bullshit Linda. Bullshit.<\/p>
14. A new flavour of M\u00fcller Light is announced and it creates a frenzy of riot proportions.<\/p>
15. Linda is no skinny cow herself and doesn't follow the plan.<\/p>
16. Syns\/Points don't count if it's to help cure a hangover. They also don't count if you're eating them off another person's plate.<\/p>